Posted by: Josie | April 12, 2005

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Thank you to my wonderful sister Liz for this one:

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch thesecond person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re downthere.
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rockingchair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers toask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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Responses

  1. classic loved it

    andrew

  2. Hello…..
    Trying to post comments so you feel good, lots of people are reading just not posting (myself included). Unless you just keep going to your own blog to make it look like you have friends???
    Love Wendy.

  3. Hahaha… No i only go when i post, so yeah people are reading it!!
    Thank Wendy I loved getting comments. Now if only Jacci would post!!
    I am starting to enjoy it here.. woohoo..


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