Posted by: Josie | March 19, 2005


1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tellthem apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make somewoman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even inBiblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him chequebooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it meansthat you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.



  1. Ever thought of munching carpet?

  2. Have you heard weman have 2 x cromasomes both are working (thats what is new)and may give weman sharper and more nuanced scences thats why you think men are jerks

  3. please learn to spell.

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